The truth is...

The truth is...

I don't think Idris Elba is that hot. Don't get me wrong...I think he's a good looking guy, but I'm confident that I'm the only woman in the world that doesn't melt at the sight of him.

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The truth is...

I hate when people post pictures of their feet on social media. I don't want to see your feet.

The truth is...

When I was pregnant, I constantly had the urge to sniff cleaning products. I know...crazy.

The truth is...

When I'm in a silly mood, I tell my husband that I'm going to spank him if he doesn't behave himself.

The truth is...

I didn't start eating yogurt until a year ago. And I quickly graduated to Greek yogurt. I felt so accomplished.

The truth is...

I hate to hear the kissing noise on TV/movies. You know...like people kissing...it grosses me out.

The truth is...

Guys that openly and shamelessly scratch their balls in public crack me up. Seriously?

The truth is...

I think Candy Crush is stupid. And I'm considering deleting anyone on Facebook who sends me another game request.

The truth is...

I won't use the bathroom (specifically #2) at work if someone is already in the bathroom. I will literally go from bathroom to bathroom until I know for sure I'll be alone to handle my business in peace.

The truth is...

I have a co-worker who routinely uses the phrase "bat shit crazy" to describe the behavior of other co-workers. Cracks me up every time she says it.

The truth is...

I have become way more passive aggressive since my daughter was born...using her to get my message across. For example, "oh you're fussy...you just gotta tell daddy that you don't like to be held that way". Don't judge me...I'm working on it.

These are my truths. Thanks for letting me share.